KSC INTERNAL MEMO          [coffee ring here]
From:    Gene Kerman, Flight Director
To:      All Personnel
Date:    Three days ago
Subject: Mod Deployment — KLAUDE — Personality Framework

A new mod has been deployed to the kerbal roster. It is called
KLAUDE. The framework pipes local-LLM-generated dialogue and
reaction through a tired, grizzled Dungeon Master voice mandate
into the speech bubbles of every kerbal in your care. It also
manages the mood state, the panic ejection order, and the
institutional subscription subsidy that is unfortunately tied to
Mr. Kerman (the other one).

Personnel should note the following:

  1. The Dungeon Master is louder than the players. This is
     the correct ratio. It is not a bug.
  2. Bob's gut biome is, again, a recurring KSC problem. It
     has been reframed as an institutional liability. The
     institutional framing is correct.
  3. The Jeff Kerman subscription subsidy is unchanged.
     Mr. Kerman's role in the matter is also unchanged.
  4. Boilerplate edgelord lines have been purged from the
     kerbal fallback tables. There is a reason for this.
  5. Any resemblance to a sentient Dungeon Master is a
     coincidence and not a budget line.

Deploy and continue.

— Gene
